It Was Only a Matter of Time....

Jon Carroll at the San Francisco Chronicle (appropriately enough) has been contacted by the latest religious group to take up the holy duty of Jihad:

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.

Yes, modern leftist relativism and wahabbi extremism have joined hands--kinda like these two...

If you are as captivated by this as I was, you can obtain your own Unitarian Jihadi name here

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