If Ward Churchill Did Not Exist, It Would Be Necessary To Invent Him

Thank you, "Professor" Churchill! You and your followers keep me entertained! You are everything I've always thought the Left was--even more than I hoped it could be--rolled into one hilarious ball of fun! And the people you hang with? It just keeps getting better and better!

Here's Ward speaking at the Wymynz Building in the San Fran Mission District. Go to the site; check out the wymyn in the "roosting chicken" hats. Note the glint of religious devotion in their eyes. I love this stuff! Here's his explanation of why he said the the victims of 9-11 were all "Little Eichmanns":

"You cannot be engaged in a process that derives and devolves from what we're talking about as an historical legacy that finds its footing in that holocaustal horror of protracted dominion on the one hand and generates the kind of carnage on a routine basis that the US projection of power around the world does now and be innocent at the same time. You can prevaricate, you can rationalize, you can justify, you can do whatever you want, but the one thing you cannot purport to, if you are a conscious being in any sense at all in this country, is innocence."

That singing synergy of illiterate Literatese alliteration! "The holocaustal horror of protracted dominion!" Beautiful! Roll the leisurely and convoluted first sentence around on your tongue awhile. Go ahead. I'll wait.

There. Wasn't that nice? One generally has to go into the bowels of lower-level civilian government agencies to find prolix incoherence this good. And what he's saying: the utter banality of the expression masking the utter evil of the sentiment! 'They all deserved to die because, by working in the WTC, they were tools of oppressive, jackbooted Capitalism'--the sweeping majesty of it! With one arm-wave, justifying the murder of any American who holds a job! Eichmann himself would be proud!

Okay...you think that's good? Check this out. Here's Ward & his buds at the Anarchist Bookfair in San Fran. Love Mr Scrotal Inflation! And check out the wumyn with the mustache tatoo. More of the gospel according to Ward:

"I've got an answer for you and that answer is Eichmann! Eichmann! That is the mentality of Eichmann. Big Eichmann and little Eichmann. The good Germans that made that process possible are synonymous with the good Americans who voted for George Bush or thought that John Kerry was an alternative. [Audience applause.] And that explains the blind eye turned to a half-million Iraqi children. That's an entire coming generation because for every dead there's three more who are never gonna grow up other than in a twisted and physically deformed manner as a result of what's been done to them in order to impose the United States' will, and that's genocide. When you talk about it being imposed on a country of barely 20 million people, a half-million children is the future. The future was denied in the interest of American domination of the rest of the planet in order to support a material way of life and a mentality which is absolutely on its face indefensible to anyone with a scintilla of moral integrity. "

The nonchalant aplomb with which he throws out the Big Lie! Stalin is smiling from Hell in admiration. Ward, some people may question your status as an artist, but I have no doubts. You, my man, are a genius nonpareil! Here's some more coverage of Our Boy and his evolutionarily-challenged buds. Check out Val Solana's Scum Manifesto:

"Life in this society being at best an utter bore, and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation, and destroy the male sex."

Umm... would that include destroying Ward, too, Val? Let's think about this a minute... Of course, if you hold a job Val (at, say, a tatoo and piercing parlor) Ward wants you destroyed, so I guess it balances out in the end. The Credo Churhillis: "Death without end, amen."

Despite the tea-tepid judgment the Herberts at the U of Colo Boulder handed out against him, others are discovering Ward's true art. Victor Davis Hanson, for instance, doubts whether he even exists:

So...does this Ward Churchill even exist?

Of course not: His faces are made up of whole cloth. Yet instead of seeing Churchill as no man, it is better to envision him as an academic everyman.

VDH is on to something: There's a mysterious touch of the divine in Ward--he's like a shaman shapeshifter--a new diety for the Far Left, like something out of Lovecraft--an indian-dark latter-day Azathoth: the last amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the centre of all Leftism. Can't you see him now, whirling in dance to the monstrous piping of accursed flutes (right next to Inflated-Scrotum Man)?

Indeed, if Ward did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. But then, perhaps he's already invented himself...

A Mid-Level Eichmann