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SAN FRANCISCO — In the latest ruling to recognize rights of same-sex couples, the California Supreme Court has said gay and lesbian couples who raise children are lawful parents and must provide for their children if they break up.

In related news, California announced today that will be changing the animal on its state flag from a bear to a gerbil.



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Lord? I apologize, Lord. I'm real sorry for that one...and please be with them pygmies down in Borneo....