I Suppose It Was Only a Matter of Time, Part 4,028 (Sigh)
I append this story without futher comment, except to point out that the "T" in TULIP stands for "total depravity:"
Abortionist accused of eating fetuses
Kansas City clinic closed as grisly house of horrors
A Kansas City abortionist is out of business after investigators discovered a grisly house of horrors at his clinic – with fetuses kept in Styrofoam cups in his refrigerator and one employee accusing him of microwaving one and stirring it into his lunch.
(I'm not even putting my name to this one...)
Update: In related news, hideous undead creature rises from the grave and walks free to devour the living...
(with apologies to James Lileks)
Update:: Kahn comments:
Why give people like this any attention, other than getting them off the streets. This is gross sensationalism. "whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable- if anything is excellent or praiseworthy-think about such things."
In HIS love,
KAHN
Yeah, sister...can't argue with that one. Sorry. (Okay...guitly admission...I posted it in part to set up the Michael Jackson joke...)
Lord...I'm real sorry for that one...and be with them pygmies down in Borneo...
Monk